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existancee: It’s 24C at 11:00pm and I’m dying from this heat and just got back from a run that instead of making me tired, made me wide the fuck awake so hi
Donna the Deer lady! My mother and brother told me about this lady and she is LOL worthy. Just…take a listen. I swear. Take a fucking listen at this woman. She sounds like an intelligent woman, but her logic is completely…. Here’s
thedarklordluci: wecallthem-miracles: cameryncats: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying”
jasper-positivity: gunsteven: ALONE AT SEA ALONE AT SEA @suleaks (unsure if this is real) BEAUTIFUL WIFU, awkward faces :,D
voslenonice: my friend (@bestboyonoda on twitter) got this kubo doodle at AX today and im fucking dying look at his ears. the fluffy paw. the COLLAR AND BELL
nickjonasnipples:me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalismme at work: honestly? this
wooribin: Lee Jong Suk and his puppies Saja and Dalgom on the V app. ♥
playkiller7: jetpack-jenny: puublack: letitdie: letitdie: what’s the origin of the “This post can be reblogged by anyone”? don’t know what dd/lg blogs are. Dd/LG blogs are awesomeJust adults having fun and liking cute things you’re
verdaint: rosswoodpark: rosswoodpark: rosswoodpark: rosswoodpark: Metal is the best genre and this is why Did y’all think I was kidding? This band really didn’t give a shit lmfao love it I’m absolutely dying at this track list FUCK
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
elliexer: elliexer: elliexer: i’m going through rcdart’s archive rn and it’s honestly just making me want to die how can someone be so good at drawing and then get So fucking bad like look at this. these are supposedly the same character.
the-butchriarchy:you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking
i have been awake and at work for the last two hours and i truly just wish i could die and not have to be in this place with these people and its cold as fucking balls but still like wet and it sucks and goddamnit fuck this shit.
rosswoodpark: rosswoodpark: rosswoodpark: rosswoodpark: Metal is the best genre and this is why Did y’all think I was kidding? This band really didn’t give a shit lmfao love it I’m absolutely dying at this track list FUCK
I DIED. I AM DEAD. OH MY FUCKING GOD. SOO LOOK AT THIS.That’s from the LoVA x RO crossover site. They dedicated VOICE ACTORS. TO THESE. AND I JUST CHECKED AND THE VOICE OF EREMES HAS BEEN IN DRAMATICAL MURDER CD VOL. 4 AND IT’S THEO. I AM. MOTHERFUCKING
thefugitivesaint:‘Finding Batman’, written by voice actor Kevin Conroy who recently died at the age of 66 from cancer. (Capital F, FUCK cancer!). The short comic was published in DC Pride 2022 and it details “Conroy’s tragic childhood and experience
freckles-everywhere: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE. THE VOICE BEHIND THIS LOVELY MOTHER FUCKER IS ALSO AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY BUT IVE BEEN SCREECHING AT MY LAPTOP
dies-first: What happens of Koujaku came back during the Morphine Aoba phase?
irl-slyblue:aobabe: irl-slyblue:irl-slyblue: FUCKING JUST sly grabbing aoba’s ass and spreading him slightly as he enters, slowly, and looking over at sei, going “are you getting a good view, big brother?” and sei is all smiles because damn he’s
i’m crying the times i died was bc i activated kraken for no reason or too late and bc i keep underestimating snipers and their accuracy sob.. but!! i had to commemorate this moment, so…!!
infinite-atmosphere: Look at this game interaction here for Soldier and Reaper. It’s so cute. I’m dying. LMAO.
i’m still laughing at this?? fuck??? [misses over half my shots i could’ve made, accidentally headshots pharah and gets smooth as silk achievement, dies from far away dva] ‘sharpshooter’ lmao okay
oneoakdutch: hotcheetoprincess: deadass I could pass this test I would dead ass die at Church’s are you kidding me? bitch my mouth is watering now.. have y'all had this chicken? all that damn flavor and juice in some fucking wings and breastases..
jaclcfrost: cute pairing names otp: why’d you have to fucking die otp: why am i so emotionally invested in this otp: why does your fic tag on ao3 rarely update otp: where’s the fanart otp: you look at each other a lot and every time you do i die
theuntoldfortune: officialho: I’m looking on a dating website and I just about fucking died at this option. I wish this was a real life option
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
voidbat: prozd:bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the wayMy new favorite headline, holy shit.i’ve seen this posted to a few right-wing sites and am dying at how far they’re
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so What the fuck is that???
electricopolis: okay so social-justice-wario may be the greatest blog ever created and here’s why: The images themselves are pretty funny (i died laughing at this one), but what’s even better are how fucking incensed haters get at this blog. Like,
soundssimpleright: lena-hygge: This is from call the midwife and I was howling at this scene Sister Monica Joan is the fucking best, okay Like, they keep teasing that she might die but they’re fucking cowards they could never get rid of her she’s
just-call-me-vendetta: urbies: becuzbacon: irocmindless: “White people looking for something they lost.” I physically died. I died at dick me down. Literally died. its funny the 200th time I’m high as fuck and this is hilarious!
slowlyxfading: calamity-cloud: cameryncats: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying” we dream
starryhoney: ultrajusticee: she looks good with my back pack on also shes white as fuck i need to soak up sun for about a year to be a normal skin toneyou’re so perfect and a loser this is the gayest thing ever i love it
Don’t even want to go to EDC anymore. Nothing is the same anymore with anyone. I seriously just want to crawl into my bed and fucking die at this point. I don’t give a fuck anymore. Done trying to be nice. Done pretending to be happy. My
cameryncats: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying” we dream the 7 minutes again, just each
just-call-me-vendetta: urbies: becuzbacon: irocmindless: “White people looking for something they lost.” I physically died. I died at dick me down. Literally died. its funny the 200th time I’m high as fuck and this is hilarious!
beary333: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying” we dream the 7 minutes again, just each
brinajay-27: literallysame: I think whoever is working the camera saw all the memes from the last debate and is really trying to turn this into an episode of the office I fucking died at that lol
onthesideoftheotters: powerofvoodoo: syd-bs-undies: This is beauty. oh mY FUCKING GOD. DYING. OMG I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY LOUD AT THIS AND MY MOM LOOKED AT ME LIKE I CAUGHT ON FIRE
joonchi: “All those fucking zombies, I lost him. And there ain’t no getting him back, so I’m looking for a new home.”
#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
look at Nepeta’s bloody ass hive cave she has dead shit everywhere Vriska what is this shit you even stepped on one of those die Terezi what the fuck and then we have mr. Karkat nice and tidy Vantas look at this organized and well kept room
evilwriter37:peakyarthurs: faliceplease: This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii replied to your post:OMFG “RUBY HAS HER FIRST PERIOD” I’M FUCKING DYING I MISSED THIS? GOD DAMN IT, I WOULD HAVE DIED I AM DYING I AM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD OK BUT JUST THINK ABOUT HER HAVEING IT AT BEACON
IM FUCKING SCREAMING CINDERRUBY THAT YANG OH MY GOD THAT YANG FELIX ALLIE LOOK AT THIS SHIT IM GONNA DIE THE UNDERCUT THE TATTOO’S MY DREAM GIRL FUCKING DESTROY ME AND USE ME FUCKING KICK ME INTO A WALL LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH YAAAAAAAANNNNGGG Im
dragoplateau: The Watermelon Stevens sentence Amethyst to live burial for trash-talk and crimes against melonkind.
shimmerdownmeow: Oh, hello there, jen-iii! We have got to stop meeting up like this! I know this may be hard to believe, but uh…I’m not the biggest fan of local law enforcement. And one of these days, I’m gonna run this entire miserable cesspool
robooboe: also a reminder that ruby’s va, charlyne yi, is also a comedian as well as a singer and sometimes it mixes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
rebeccasugar: I drew this last year but didn’t share it… Lion 3, Story for Steven and We Need to Talk were all yet to air, and no one had seen Rose so much as open her eyes… Happy Halloween 2014
e-jheman: i almost choke to death while laughing at this the answer song part and also opal tho lmao!!!!
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noirharu: We started this together. We have to end it together.
i swear to fucking god i better get a fucking harvest trevenant RIGHT FUCKING NOW I HAVE BEEN AT THIS ALL DAY AND I HAVE TO USE ENTRAINMENT ON EACH ONE OF THEM TO CHECK THEIR DUMB ABILITIES WITH A DURANT AND IT HAS DIED SO MANY TIMES IT LOOKS SO FUCKING
give-a-fuck-about-nature: Why Most People Die Before Age 25 I love and admire this human so so much. It fills me with hope and makes me want to be better each day. Please take a look at this short video, it may change your life for good. “The only